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资源信息： 中文名: 哈佛妙文 小说选 原名: Harvard Lampoon - Novel Collection 别名: 哈佛讽刺社 小说选 作者: Harvard Lampoon 资源格式: PDF 版本: 文字版 出版社: The Harvard Lampoon, Inc 书号: 978-0-307-47665-4 发行时间: 2009年 地区: 美国 语言: 英文 概述:

(又译:小夜灯) Copyright © 2009 by The Harvard Lampoon, Inc. All rights reserved. Published in the United States by Vintage Books, a division of Random House, Inc., New York, and in Canada by Random House of Canada Limited, Toronto. Vintage and colophon are registered trademarks of Random House, Inc. Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data is available. eISBN: 978-0-307-47665-4 本书原型是 (暮光之城)系列中的第一部 (暮色) 书中主人公由Edward和Bella，被恶搞成了Edwart和Belle。故事主线基本与原型类似，但是增添了大量的搞笑元素。 ===================================================== 转载请说明出处 =====================================================

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BORED OF THE RINGS, A Parody of J.R.R. Tolkein's The Lord of the Rings by Henry N. Beard and Douglas C. Kenney of The Harvard Lampoon Copyright The Harvard Lampoon, Inc., 1969 Map by William S. Donnell Illustration on page 66 by Peter W. Johnson All rights reserved Published by Roc, an imprint of New American Library, a division of Penguin Books USA Inc. Previously published in a Signet edition. ISBN-10: 0451452615 本书改编自著名小说《指环王》系列，书中人物名称搞笑，但故事主线基本不变。出版于1969年。作者Henny N. Beard & Douglas C. Kenney。压缩包中包含两张与故事相关的地图。 Notable characters from Lower Middle Earth BOTR Allusion LOTR Goodgulf Greyteeth, the good wizard Good Gulf, a brand name used by Gulf Oil. Goodgulf was also "a discredited Rosicrucian" and "a 32nd Degree Mason and Honorary Shriner". Gandalf The Grey Boggies From bog or boggart or boogie. Hobbits Dildo Bugger of Bag Eye Dildo; bugger. Bilbo Baggins of Bag End Frito Bugger Fritos, a brand of corn chips. Frodo Baggins Spam Gangree Spam, a brand of processed, canned meat; gangrene. Samwise Gamgee Moxie Dingleberry Moxie, a soft drink brand; see also dingleberry. Merry Pepsi Dingleberry Pepsi, a soft drink. Pippin Stomper, or Arrowroot, son of Arrowshirt Stomp, arrowroot, a kind of starch used, for example, in bland biscuits for babies and the elderly; Arrowshirt Arrow, a brand of men's dress shirts. Strider or Aragorn, son of Arathorn Gimlet, son of Groin A tool or cocktail gimlet; groin. Gimli, son of Glóin Legolam Leg of lamb. Legolas Orlon Orlon, a brand of acrylic fiber. Elrond Garfinkel Garfinckel's, a department store chain. Glorfindel Bromosel Bromo-Seltzer, an indigestion-relief product. Boromir Farahslax Farah, the company making "action slacks". Faramir Benelux, steward of Twodor. Benelux, the union of Belgium, the Netherlands, and Luxembourg; two door, describing a type of car (contrasted with Fordor.) Denethor, steward of Gondor. Eörache, daughter of Eörlobe "Earache"; Earlobe. Combining Éowyn, daughter of Éomund, and elements of Arwen Tim Benzedrine Benzedrine, a stimulant drug popular during the 1960s, notably with Harvard professor Timothy Leary. Tom Bombadil Hashberry, wife of Tim Benzedrine "Hashbury", the Haight-Ashbury district of San Francisco, or hash(ish)-berry. Goldberry Goddam God damn, a common oath. Gollum Karsh, Narc of the fighting Otto-wah Goulash, Narc of the Ohma-hah Yousuf Karsh, Canadian portrait photographer, Ottawa (tribe). Goulash, Omaha (tribe), Narc (Narcotics). Uglúk, Grishnákh, Orcs, Uruk-hai Cellophane and Lavalier Cellophane, an inexpensive cellulose product; Lavalier, a jewelled pendant. Celeborn and Galadriel Birdseye of the Vee-Ates Birds Eye, a company selling frozen vegetables (also obliquely references their competitor's trademark the jolly Green Giant). V8 (beverage), a vegetable drink. Treebeard of the Ents Sorhed, the evil wizard, ruler of Fordor "Sore head"; four door, describing a style of car. Sauron, ruler of Mordor Serutan the wizard of Isinglass Serutan is a laxative ("Natures" spelled backward); Isinglass, a fish by-product used in clarifying wine, or isinglass (mineral), a transparent mica. Saruman, the wizard of Isengard Gwanho the Windlord, an eagle Guano, bird or bat droppings. Gwaihir Wormcast Worm castings. Gríma Wormtongue Schlob Slob or schlub. Shelob Ballhog Ball hog, a sports team member who consistently and inappropriately keeps the ball during play. Balrog Narc Narc, an undercover narcotics agent. Orcs [edit] Places Notable places from Lower Middle Earth BOTR Allusion LOTR the Nattily Wood the Evelyn Wood Natalie Wood, an American actress Evelyn Wood, popularizer of speed reading The Old Forest Whee an English interjection: see wikt:whee Bree the Ngaio Marsh Ngaio Marsh, a New Zealand crime writer and theatre director the Dead Marshes Twodor Two-door (car) Gondor Fordor Four-door (car) Mordor Roi-Tan Roi-Tanners Roy Tanner or (much more likely) Roi-Tan, a brand of cigars Rohan Rohirrim The Zazu Pits, a big trash-burning area in Fordor ZaSu Pitts, an American film actress The crater of Orodruin Sol Hurok, a mountain range on the edge of Fordor Sol Hurok, a world famous 20th century American impresario. The Ephel Duath mountain range Minas Troney Minestrone Minas Tirith Gallowine E & J Gallo Winery Brandywine 截图:

目录: 1.FIRST LOOK 2.RESCUE 3.HAND PRICK 4.RESEARCHES 5.SHOPPING 6.WOODS 7.THE MULLENS 8.THE CEMETERY 9.INVITATION 10.VAMPIRE PROM 11.RIGHTFUL PLACE FOREWORD PROLOGUE -- CONCERNING BOGGlES I It's My Party and I'll Snub Who I Want To II Three's Company, Four's a Bore III Indigestion at the Sign of the Goode Eats IV Finders Keepers, Finders Weepers V Some Monsters VI The Riders of Roi-Tan VII Serutan Spelled Backwards Is Mud VIII Schlob's Lair and Other Mountain Resorts IX Minas Troney in the Soup X Be It Ever So Horrid